It's blo-og, blo-og---it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

Last time I was in school I was required to start a blog for the purpose of practicing rhetorical analyses and other types of classroom nonsense. I deleted everything, worthless as it was, and here I am with a fresh start. Hopefully anything I decide to infrequently post will be worth the time it takes to read.

If you don't get the title, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q

It'll change your life...in a very small, insignificant way.