5 Weird Old Tips To Lose Belly Fat
- Eat only kale and chickpeas harvested by Incan women.
- Carry a mosquito encased in amber between your cheek and your gums for a week before each solstice.
- Betray a child at moonset.
- Forge an ankh from the wood of a house destroyed by fire. Keep it under your pillow until you dream of a clipper ship consumed by a giant squid. Then throw the ankh into a disturbed Indian burial ground and renew an old friendship.