So last night Izzy is tootling around on the floor, you know, doing baby things, when I see a little black fuzzy something on her face. It looked like mascara goop, only Izzy doesn't wear mascara because it's not age appropriate. I go to pick up what I think is a lint ball when I notice that it has legs...eight of them.
It was a SPIDER! On my BABY! ON HER FACE!
Needless to say I killed it. Crushed it with my bare thumb and forefinger, because it was too small to use my whole hand.
I picked her up and have been eying the floor with suspicion ever since.
1 day ago