Names

Somebody left a piece of paper in a book that came through the library today. The paper was a sales record for a bunch of calves. All of the calves' sires were listed, and they had the best names. Things like, "Dirty Harry," "Wooly Bugger," and "One More Shot." You can't give human kids names like that. (At least, not in New Zealand.) Maybe that's one reason pets are so popular.

I would name this feller "Ornery Pete."