I went to the dentist today for the first time in several years. I was a bit apprehensive and expected to come out of there with the doctor having identified several cavities. But, aside from noting an old filling or two that may give me trouble in a couple of years, there's nothing wrong with my teeth. That's right--he said I have no cavities! And I think that's awesome, unless he was pulling an elaborate April Fool's joke, in which case I think it is unprofessional.