I watched "Arachnaphobia" once.

Last night I noticed a cobweb on my lotion, which was strange because I had used it that morning.  I wiped it off, which of course means I had to pick it up.  I then got to see the huge, fat spider that made the web, crouching next to the special bar of German white chocolate that I had been saving.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

I called Matt in to take care of the problem.  The spider was at least an inch across and fast as all get out.  Matt could not catch it, and it is still somewhere in my house.

I will still eat the chocolate bar, but I will be checking under the covers before getting into bed.