Izzy's arch nemesis is the Booger Sucker. For some reason, she protects her boogers with a ferocity normally associated with a mother bear. Sadly, despite her attachment (emotional and physical, I suppose) they have to go. It will be a wonderful day when she can blow her nose all by herself.
Continuing the motif of Izzy as superhero, her sidekick the Swingy Chair no longer performs its designed function. From now on it's just a chair. We are all saddened by the loss of its powers.
Also, I'm pretty sure this is my 100th blog post. If you would like me to continue, give me a hoorah in the comments and I'll think about it.
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