Come on, "Lady."

I recently discovered that Lady Gaga and I were born in the same year. Crazy, I know! I thought she was older than that. Then I thought, "She's too young to dress so scandalously!" Anybody the same age as I am is too young to be photographed so often without pants. This will be true until they are too old and the public cries out against their pantslessness (I'm looking at you, Madonna).

So here's a video of some guys (who ARE wearing pants) singing Pokerface. This is how it should be done.